Help! The world is trying to turn me emo!
The world is trying to turn me emo. I cut my self on accident so many times today. In core, when Mrs. Fuckzner was passing out papers, one of my old assignments cut me! That was only the beginning. My binder was stuck in my piece of shit backpack (reminder to self: get a new backpack) and had to resort to using force, and it cut me, too! By this time, I still wasn't aware of the Emo Rangers' plot to recruit me, but I was pretty sure it was a bad day. In science, we had a dissecting kit. My super cool pen ran outta ink, and, like, I wanted to give it a proper burial. I took the knife and started chopp